Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
GirL to another Girl: "You are beautiful'
Other Girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another Boy: "You are handsome"
Other Boy: "Oye, are you Gay?"
have a funny day