yup,all f them in here z nt true. .if u believs in me,juz flush it off. .fo yorown gud. .u hav a very beautiful heart. .i cnt c u hurt. .sanju i'l pm u bout evrythn. .stay hapy
gud moWnIn sAnJuU. .i'M sOrY FoR waT I'vE ToLd u eArLiER. . .bt m saying u one thing,juz 4got bout dat. .evrybody z nt straight as u are. .so,dun fall 4 d wrong one sanju. .
A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
don’t copy if u can’t paste Many wars have been avoided With the little spread of message loaded Smile plays miracle when air is hot The result is shown without war being fought.
Some Complicated Thoughts: The saddest things in life r to remember d happiest moments of d past which seems unlikely 2 happen again in life time! We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love! coz We Lack Certain Qualities. But After Achieving Those Qualities, We Never Love Again! Some people hurt by words & some by action But the biggest hurt i believe is that someone ignoring u when u value them bigger than anything else! We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. A Person Who Laughs More And Makes Others Laugh Would Be Having A Thunder Storm Sadness Beneath His Heart... GOODNIGHT">http://friends18.com/img/good-night/0250.gif" border="0"/>NIGHT
Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!!
90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!!
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..
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Last jokedont angry on me,i'm quiting this is my last msg keep smling
---╰♡╮╰♡╮╰♡╮╰♡╮--- WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD ♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥ ">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467133_544991-393816260655105-20050-n.jpg" border="0"/> ♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥ ">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467138_600070-393895763980488-55989-n.jpg" border="0"/> ♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥ ">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467137_12235400-happy-children-pround.jpg" border="0"/> ♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥ ">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467143_282591-149652931779059-13opose.jpg" border="0"/> ♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥ ">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467129_318164-140120829451483-49392-n.jpg" border="0"/> ♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥ ">http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467152_loving-mother-sleeping-bher-1.jpg" border="0"/> So,value them n enlighten ur life... HavE LoveLy tYm ---╰♡╮╰♡╮╰♡╮╰♡╮---
I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and I pray to God for your prosperous life. May you find all the delights of life, May your all dreams come true. Ganpati Bappa Morya! Mangal Murti Morya . . .
Red is the symbol of love And the yellows talks of friendship The green tells of richness and progress The blue guarantees great at heart The white symbol of peace and pure happiness There is a rainbow smile n life when all go together……….. Wise thoughts u can follow
1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid,gives u red eyes. 2)Practice makes a man perfect but nobody’s perfect. so,y practice??? 3)V r here to help others, then what exactly r the others for? 4)Money is not everything,after all there’s master card & visa! 5)Ur future depends on ur dreams, so go to sleep! 6)Hard work never killed anybody, but why to take the risk???
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★***★★***★ There was a star in life agreed, it was much loved when it sank, it did sink. Look at the sky’s vastness, so many stars have broken away so many loved ones it has lost the lost ones, were they ever found? But tell me, for the broken stars does the sky ever grieve? That which is past, is gone... ★***★★***★">http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/nature/nature-images-20.gif" border="0"/>★***★ There was a flower in life which, doted everyday on when it dried, it dried away. Look at the gardens, many of its flowers have that which welted, did it ever bloom? But tell me, for dried flowers does the garden create an uproar? That which is past, is gone... ★***★★***★">http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/life-quotes/life-quotes-14.jpg" border="0"/>★***★ There was a cup of wine in life which, you gave your heart and soul for when it broke, it did break. Look at the wine house’s courtyard shaken, where many cups are fall, and merge with the ground that which fall, do they ever rise? But tell me, for broken cups does the wine house ever regret? That which is past, is gone... ★***★★***★">http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/life-quotes/life-quotes-10.gif" border="0"/>★***★ A short life, we have come with, wine cups do tend to break. Yet, inside the wine house there is a wine pot, there are wine cups. Those, struck by intoxication do splurge away on the wine. He’s a raw drinker, whose affection escapes no cup, one who has burnt from true wine does he ever shout, or scream? That which is past, is gone... THATS LIFE...LIFE MUST GO ON.... ">http://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/life-quotes/life-quotes-5.jpg" border="0"/> ★***★★***★
╰╮╰╮ ... ╰╮╰╮ The wife hit her husband with frying pan. Husband : What was that for..? Wife : I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband : I took part in a race last week. Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife : Sorry.. ! Next day wife again hit him with the frying pan. Husband : What for now.. ? Wife : Your horse is on the phone.
A Mother makes her Son “INTELIGENT” in 20 years, But a Girl makes him STUPID in 2 Minutes… Hahahahahahahhhahha, Just spread your Sweet Smiles Friends..
Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hai kuch pal sath rahne ke baad dur chalejate hai sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad log barish ko bhul jate hai…
Girti hui baarish ki bundon ko apne haton me samet lo, jitna paani tum samet paye utna yaad tum humen karte ho, jitna pani tum samet nahi paye, utna yaad hum tumhe karte hain..