Log Kehte Hai Jise Hadd Se Jiyada Pyar Karo. Wo Pyar Ki Kadar Nahi Karta.. . . . Par. . . Sach Toh Ye Hai Ki Pyar Ki Kadar Jo Bhi Karta Hai. Use Koi Pyar Hi Nahi Krta...
Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi.. . . Wife: To Kya..? . Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya Aur Kar Sakta Hu. . . . Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai? . . . . Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli, Dil Pe Le Leti Hai.
Ek sadak pe khelti hui chhoti ldki se maine puchha... tum school kyu nahi jaati . . . to usne muje bdi khoobsurti se jwab diya.. . . . . meri marzi nahi jaati..tere baap ka kya jata hai.