roja99  (11 years ago)
tamilnadu.u?

roja99  (11 years ago)
assalamu alaikum

xnirx  (11 years ago)

nhi bro...accha ab chalte h

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti


good nyt

xnirx  (11 years ago)

accha huu bro...tum ??

pite ho

xnirx  (11 years ago)

hi bro

xnirx  (11 years ago)


''Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.''

So don't waste ur time
& go to bed & take sweet dreamas.

.........ZZZzzzZZZ..............

xnirx  (11 years ago)

╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮

A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".

The king fainted.

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".

This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"

The king died next day!

(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)

Keep {Image} Smling

╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮

xnirx  (11 years ago)



Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
.
Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
.
.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)

_/./_

gut nyt

..zZzzzZzz...

xnirx  (11 years ago)

tuu karchuka h ya drink tujhe kar chuka h:hee;

khale sale.......grave yard door nhi h

xnirx  (11 years ago)

koi baat nhi

ab mujhe pila....nasha nasha