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Historymaker2 Guestbookxnirx (11 years ago) ╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮ 7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals? Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it! {Image} Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman” {Image} Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service! {Image} Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND SMILE Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy ...So always keep smiling... good night {Image} ╰❤╮☆☆╰❤╮ xnirx (11 years ago) ♣◀♥▶☆☆◀♥▶♣ ☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆ {Image} Benefits Of Hugging ▶Reduces heart disease◀ ▶ Diminishes stress◀ ▶ Promotes longevity ◀ ▶ Strengthens social ties◀ ▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀ ▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀ Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally {Image} ♣True Love is like a pillow♣ ♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣ ♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣ ♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣ ╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮ Spend $.2 buy a Pillow {Image} ♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥ ♥just put a side ur egos♥ ♥hug each other & say♥ ♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥ {Image} ♣◀♥▶☆☆◀♥▶♣ | |