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Sabee321 Guestbook nir794 (8 years ago)•❤•   •❤• Funny Laws Which Will Boggle Your Mind{Image} In Colorado,It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed. In Connecticut, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. IN Florida, It is against the law to dream about another man’s wife or cow.  In Arizona,There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. In Alabama, It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.  In Los Angeles,a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can’t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife’s consent to beat her with a wider strap. In Michigan,a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants. In St. Louis,it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed. In Arizon, It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.  In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish In Alaska, Stealing snow from a neighbors garden to make a snowman is against the law but you can use it for an igloo. In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h. In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep {Image} Think over ur country's Law...may be u r lucky{Image} •❤• •❤•nir794 (8 years ago)••• •••A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.  He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.” Boy-and-girl-kissing........  Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.” Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”  Math is hard wheN yoU caught  Son – I want a baby brother . Mom – your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it. Son – why don’t you give him a surprise? A child had never seen his hips, 1 day his teacher beat him on his hips, He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says.. oH God she Divided It 2 pices BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE! Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s "hi darling", he says, "your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them. You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.   {Image}  Hpy we'nd Ahead {Image} ••• •••nir794 (8 years ago)♡☆‗‗‗‗‗•●•‗‗‗‗‗☆♡ {Image} 'When two people first meet, they can only have a very ordinary kind of friendship. But when you begin to understand each other, when you get close to them, you discover that you're suddenly eager to know him or her even better.'' 'Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.' 'A lot of the powerful religious leaders, from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks, they're really talking about the same things: love and acceptable, and the value of friendship, and respecting yourself... so you can respect others.' 'Strike to have friends, for life without friends is.. like life on a desert island... to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him/her is a blessing.' 'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone???' {Image} {Image} ★ ђคשє ค ן๏ץŦยl คץt ★ ♡☆‗‗‗‗‗•●•‗‗‗‗‗☆♡ nir794 (8 years ago)★.·´¯`·.★♥ {Image} ♥★.·´¯`·.★ Respect is something that’s given for free.. Respect is about us and never about me.. Respect is the basis on which relationships are founded.. Respect is the anchor that keeps a person well grounded.. Respect builds the character and defines who we are.. Respect sets the standard and raises the bar.. Respect is magnanimous and helps to fulfil.. Respect is the partner that sits with good will.. Respect is like honey so sweet it’s perceived.. Respect a taste to savour for when it’s received.. Respect is a lesson that everyone should learn.. Respect must be given before an expected return. ★.·´¯`·.★♥ {Image} ♥★.·´¯`·.★ nir794 (8 years ago)•❤☆❤•  •❤☆❤•{Image} DEAR FRIEND, You're stupid. You fail. You're weird. But that's okay... I'm like that too We laugh at the randomest things. You know my uglist sides. Even though we disagree and fight sometimes But we never apart  When i'm sad you were always there to make sure i'm okay Thanx for being there for me. I LOVE U.{Image} When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Ufff! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way! {Image} remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all. {Image}  {Image} •❤☆❤• •❤☆❤•nir794 (8 years ago) ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥Sgnboard EducationSgnboard outside Heaven: "Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers" {Image} ?? Signboard outside a Prayer Hall: " Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers." {Image} ?? Signboard outside a prostitute's house: " Married MEN are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."  {Image} ?? SignBoard outside GARAGE: "If we can't repair your brakes we make your horns louder.."{Image} ?? Signboard outside A Bar:  " Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance " {Image} ?? Signboard outside Driving School: " If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."  {Image} ?? Signboard outside Library: "Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands.." {Image} Now pay my fees{Image} ♥☆¸.••.¸☆♥nir794 (8 years ago)──►(•‿•) ★ ★(•‿•) ◄──{Image}  6 Negatives lines,with positive meanings1 Money can't buy happiness  but... its more comfortable to cry ina BMW than on a bicycle 2. Forgive your enemy but... remember that bastard's name3. Help a person when they are in trouble and... they will rememberyou when they are in trouble again.. 4. Many people are alive only because... its illegal to shoot them5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem but... neither does juice6. Smoking kills but... if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die... Think again.. Be wise..{Image} {Image} ──►(•‿•) ★ ★(•‿•) ◄── | |
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