Shepherd3112  (9 years ago)
Rules for my new girlfriends
1. You call me today, I call you tomorrow..then keep it like that, and no excuses
2. After sex let me sleep I'm tired..
3. No nigga is allowed to have your numbers, if he wants them.. give him mine
4. So he wants to be your friend?, oh then he's our friends.
5. You're only allowed to have maximum of 3 friends , Jesus, the father and the Holy spirit.
6. You're not allowed to twerk, the only thing that should do it's clapping your hands in church praising God.
7. So he calls you his sis, oh then he should call me his bro...We are now family
8. You're not allowed to wear heels, coz the next time you'll be calling me shorty and cheating over my head.. so wear
tomy's.
9.You're not allowed to talk with strange nikkas if you call emergency services and a nikka answers, hang up and try again